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Unless otherwise specified, all sounds are 8-bit sounds recorded at 22.050 kHz.

Instructions: Beside an entry you want to hear, click on the icon for the sound format you prefer.

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Sound formats:

	All files are available in Windows WAV format.
	MP3 format (MPEG-2 Layer III encoded). These files can be played with Quicktime (free) or one of several MP3 players, such as iTunes, WinAMP, etc.

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Hank Hill

•   1.8 sec   39K - “Just kill me now.”
•   2.4 sec   53K - “Maybe, who knows, I don’t know, I don’t care, whatever.”
•   2.3 sec   50K - “You’re little siren led my boy astray.”
•   2.6 sec   57K - “I don’t know whether to laugh or vomit.”
•   4.4 sec   95K - “What the hell kinda country is this where I can only hate a man if he’s white?”
•   3.7 sec   81K - “Snow! Texans aren’t prepared for this kinda nightmare.”

Peggy Hill

•   0.8 sec   19K - “Aaaaaagh!”

Bobby Hill

•   3.2 sec   71K - “Paying attention all day tires me out.”

Dale Dribble

•   1.4 sec   32K - “Dispose of the witnesses!”
•   1.6 sec   35K - “Don’t eat dog.”
•   6.2 sec  134K - Make a bomb.

     Dale:
       “If you want I can show you how to make a bomb
        out of a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite.”
  

Boomhauer

•   5.0 sec  240K - “No.”
•  11.0 sec   42K - “Dang ol’ Internet.”

Others

•   0.8 sec   19K - Kahn Souphanousinphone: “Please go away!”
•   1.2 sec   27K - Kahn Souphanousinphone: “You go now!”
•   4.7 sec  103K - Men stupid.

     Minh Souphanousinphone:
        “Men stupid.  Women smart.”
  
     Peggy:
        “Uh-huh, the whole world over.”
  

•   1.2 sec   27K - Mr. Strickland: “I’m having an infarction.”

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