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Unless otherwise specified, all sounds are 8-bit sounds recorded at 22.050 kHz.

Instructions: Beside an entry you want to hear, click on the icon for the sound format you prefer.

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Sound formats:

	All files are available in Windows WAV format.
	MP3 format (MPEG-2 Layer III encoded). These files can be played with Quicktime (free) or one of several MP3 players, such as iTunes.

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Buffy Summers

•   1.1 sec   25K - “I’m a vampire slayer.”
•   0.9 sec   20K - “I wanna do girly stuff.”
•   1.4 sec   32K - “It’s a big dumb girly thing.”
•   1.4 sec   32K - “Nobody messes with my boyfriend.”
•   1.9 sec   41K - “Welcome to the mystery that is men.”
•   2.7 sec   58K - “I seem to be having a slight case of nudity, here.”
•   0.7 sec   16K - “That was weird.”
•   2.4 sec   53K - “You’re gonna think about that later, mister, and you’re gonna laugh.”
•   2.5 sec   55K - “It doesn’t stop. It never stops.”
•   1.7 sec   39K - “You don’t have anything useful to tell me, do you.”
•   2.7 sec   59K - “Didn’t anyone ever warn you about playing with pointy sticks.”
•   2.1 sec   24K - “I’m capable of big fun.”
•   2.8 sec   62K - “Bad… bad… habit to be broken.”
•   1.6 sec   35K - “I don’t play well with others.”
•   1.0 sec   24K - “It’ll all be over soon.”
•   2.7 sec   60K - “I’m way off my game. My game left the country!”
•   1.2 sec   28K - “Where did these pictures come from?”
•   0.8 sec   19K - “You are guilty.”
•   1.1 sec   24K - “I hate being the good one.”
•   1.9 sec   41K - “I Guess it’s later than we thought”
•   2.4 sec   53K - “I just love it when you take charge, you man you.”
•   4.8 sec  105K - Cookie

     Buffy:
       “Whenver Giles sends me out on a mission, he always says please…
        and afterwards, I get a cookie!”
  

•   5.1 sec  112K - Stake

     Buffy:
       “Why don’t I just put a stake through her heart?”
     
     Giles:
       “She’s not a vampire.”
     
     Buffy:
       “Weeell, you’d be surprised how many things that’ll kill.”
  

Willow Rosenberg

•   1.1 sec   25K - “I’m so the ‘net girl.”
•   2.2 sec   48K - “I’m a rabid dog who should be shot!”
•   3.2 sec   70K - “You’re supposed to be a meek little girly-girl like the rest of us.”
•   1.2 sec   28K - “I want smoochies!”
•   4.6 sec   99K - [Crack!] “That’s not what making-out sounds like… unless I’m doing it wrong.”
•   0.5 sec   12K - “Eeeugh!”
•   0.7 sec   17K - “I knew it!”
•   2.9 sec   64K - “You’re thinking too much. Maybe you need to be impulsive.”
•   2.4 sec   52K - “I don’t want danger. Big NO to danger.”
•   1.9 sec   42K - “Home of the big brewing evil.”
•   0.8 sec   18K - “He likes you.”
•   1.3 sec   28K - “Did I mention you look good?”
•   2.7 sec   60K - “You weren’t ready then. But I think you’re ready now.”
•   3.2 sec   69K - “There are forces at work here — dark incomprehensible forces!”
•   0.6 sec   15K - “What do you want.”
•   4.0 sec   88K - “This is just the worst thing that’s ever happened… ever!”
•   0.7 sec   17K - “Secrets are good.”
•   1.4 sec   30K - “Where did I go wrong?”
•   3.1 sec   68K - “Say, you all didn’t happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya?”
•   1.2 sec   27K - “This is a nightmare!”
•   1.8 sec   40K - “Questions? Comments?”
•   1.2 sec   27K - “You made me cranky.”
•   1.9 sec   43K - Too easy

     Xander:
       “Too easy.”
       
     Willow:
       “I felt cheap.”
  

•   3.8 sec   83K - Force is OK

     Xander:
       “I-I don’t want to use force.”
     
     Willow:
       “Ummm… Force is OK”
  

•   4.6 sec  101K - Do that thing with your mouth

     Willow:
       “Do that thing with your mouth the boys like.”
       “Oh!  I didn’t mean the bad thing with your mouth!”
  

Xander Harris

•   1.2 sec   27K - “This’d be a good time to panic.”
•   0.9 sec   20K - “I’ve learned to be afraid.”
•   0.5 sec   11K - “Check it out.”
•   1.1 sec   28K - “That was a new experience.”
•   0.9 sec   42K - “Give me the quite life.”
•   1.1 sec   24K - “I wasn’t finished!”
•   4.2 sec   91K - “Hi! For those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person.”
•   2.8 sec   61K - “Can she cram complex issues into a nutshell or what?”
•   2.2 sec   49K - “I’m highly caffeinated and I’m trying to concentrate.”
•   0.6 sec   13K - “Cut it out!”
•   2.9 sec   64K - “You’re like a geyser of fun that goes off at regular intervals.”
•   5.3 sec  110K - Valuable lesson.

     Xander:
       “You know, I think there may be a valuable lesson for you gals here
        about inviting strange men into your bedrooms.”
  

•   5.9 sec  128K - Men like sports.

     Xander:
       “Men like sports.  
        Men watch the action movie.  
        They eat of the beef and enjoy to look at the bosoms.”
  

Cordelia Chase

•   1.1 sec   25K - “I’m trying to help.”
•   0.5 sec   13K - “Jealous?”
•   1.5 sec   34K - “Don’t you like anything regular?”
•   1.2 sec   28K - "I can not win!"
•   1.7 sec   38K - “Oh God, is the world ending?”
•   2.0 sec   43K - “There was no part of that that wasn’t fun.”
•   2.7 sec   59K - “I bumped my head yesterday and I keep forgetting stuff.”
•   1.2 sec   26K - “This is very disturbing.”
•   4.2 sec   92K - Violence and terror

     Cordelia:
       “Why is it everytime I go someplace with you 
        it always ends in violence and terror?”
  

•   4.6 sec  101K - Good Girl

     Cordelia:
       “We came here to do things I could never tell my father about
        because he still thinks I’m a… good girl.”
  

Rupert Giles

•   1.7 sec   39K - “She’s… a meddlesome girl.”
•   1.9 sec   42K - “Sounds like… paranormal phenomenon.”
•   3.5 sec   77K - “I’m aware that there’s a lot of demonic activity in Cleveland.”
•   5.5 sec  121K - Hellmouth

     Giles (on phone):
        “It… well it happens, you know, that Sunnydale is on a Hellmouth… 
         It is so!”
  

Spike

•   2.5 sec   56K - “Someone wasn’t worrrrthy.”
•   1.8 sec   40K - “You’re a very bad man.”
•   1.0 sec   23K - “Makes me want to heave.”
•   4.6 sec  100K - “Now that was fun. Don’t tell me that wasn’t fun.”
•   4.1 sec   89K - “She didn’t even care enough to cut off my head or set me on fire.”

Others

•   0.9 sec   21K - Principal Snyder: “Not so fast, missy!”
•   0.7 sec   17K - Mayor: “It’s not working.”
•   1.0 sec   24K - Mayor: “No! Don’t do that!”
•   2.2 sec   49K - Mayor: “You are one heck of a girl, you know that?”
•   1.5 sec   33K - Student: “I may have to attack you.”
•   1.3 sec   29K - Oz: “Well, he lacks credibility.”
•   1.6 sec   35K - Ms. Calendar: “I just love to see you squirm.”
•   1.8 sec   39K - The Master: “Welcome to the future.”
•   5.0 sec  109K - Drusilla: “This is so…l disappointing!”
•   0.7 sec   17K - Drusilla: “Sorry.”
•   0.8 sec   18K - Angel: “Sorry to bother you.”
•   0.9 sec   20K - Angelus: “I want to torture you.”
•   0.9 sec   20K - Angelus: “OK… That hurt.”
•   1.7 sec   38K - Mr. Trick: “The way I see it, I did you a favor.”
•   2.6 sec   56K - Mr. Trick: “Oh no. No, this is no good at all.”
•   3.7 sec   81K - When did you die?

     Buffy’s Mom:
        “When did you die?  You never told me you died.”
         
     Buffy:
        “It was just for a few minutes.”
  

•   3.5 sec   76K - Walker Texas Ranger

     Raised guy:
        “Walker Texas Ranger:  You been tapin’ her?”
         
     Friend:
        “Every ep’.”
         
     Raised guy:
        “Alright.”
  

Episode introductions and endings

•  50.7 sec 1093K - Buffy Theme, season 2
•  51.2 sec 1104K  399K - Buffy Theme, season 3
•  10.9 sec  237K - Season 2 introduction

     Giles:
       “In every generation there is a chosen one.
        She alone will stand against the vampires, 
        the demons, and the forces of darkness.
        
        She is the slayer.”
  

•   2.0 sec   45K - Announcer: “Buffy the vampire slayer”
•   4.0 sec   87K - Introduction music howl
•   1.5 sec   33K - Mutant Enemy: “Grrr! Argh!”

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